With apologies to Dr. Seuss:
All the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot,
But the Court in St. Paul very clearly did not.
â€œWeâ€™ve got to stop Christmas from coming somehow,â€
Said the Court as it ruled that the Whos must be fooled.
Then the justices had an awful idea,
A scary and maybe unlawful idea.
â€œLetâ€™s make them keep working and fighting all season,
â€œLetâ€™s just keep them squabbling â€˜till they lose touch with reason!â€™â€™
And the thought gave the Court a warm lawyerly feeling,
While reporters in Whoville just about hit the ceilingâ€¦